<\/a><\/p>\n In the spirit of fake news, we offer the following. The photo above, however, came from an actual story, French Drink Wine as Protests Rage<\/a>. Here are a few more headlines I’ve wished for.<\/em><\/p>\n Drone Strike Destroys Mar-a-Lago<\/strong><\/p>\n Biden Backs Off Artic Oil Project<\/strong><\/p>\n VP Harris Resigns<\/strong><\/p>\n AMLO Resigns<\/strong><\/p>\n Sinema and Santos win Medal of Freedom<\/strong><\/p>\n CNN Finally Fires Anderson Cooper<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0Republicans Nominate Kim Jong-un<\/strong><\/p>\n If you come up with any more, please leave them in a comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In the spirit of fake news, we offer the following. The photo above, however, came from an actual story, French Drink Wine as Protests Rage. Here are a few more headlines I’ve wished for. Drone Strike Destroys Mar-a-Lago Biden Backs Off Artic Oil Project VP Harris Resigns AMLO Resigns Sinema and Santos win Medal of … <\/p>\n